March 2012
February 2012
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
I did not expect any of the things that just happened.
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Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: Well maybe we could go swim the Marianas Trench together.
Friend: *walks away*
Me: What? It's actually quite a Simple Plan.
Me: OH CMON! fine, do you want to go to the homeless shelter? WE COULD FOSTER THE PEOPLE!
school. school. school. finally going. school. school. school. school. fuck. fuck. fuck. sleep. sleep. sleep. sleep.
Goal...
My new goal for this week is to make it to all of my classes. hahaha I usually make it to at least 9 of them but, I wanna make it to all 10 sessions. I’m probably asking too much from myself. hahahaha
Dearest Self,
You have a shit ton things to do:
write essay
fix packet
sleep
actually go to psych
find shit for tutoring
turn in final essay
go to work
write toast speech
practice toast speech
practice toast speech
deliver toast speech
breathe
Got it? Good. Now get crackin’.
sleep. wake up. homework. school. work. home. sleep. i need more fun in mah lyfe. guize. gimme fun.
So, I’ve been up for an hour and I finally decide that its time for me to go downstairs and make some breakfast. I got up and was about to open my fridge grab some eggs and tortillas, BUT THEN I heard my landlord open their door and knew it was all over. So, it’s carrots with artichoke and spinach hummus and coffee for me. YAY. -___-
Finished FAFSA without killing my momma. WOW. hahaha
Fuck you FAFSA. Fuck you CA. Why must I live in a...
becomealostboyliveforever:
I’m basically getting a college education to end up working all my life in order to pay back that college education. Ain’t that some shit. Might as well become a drug dealer.
This.
Dear all college kids,
scorchingmuffins:
Do NOT try to fill out FAFSA with your frustrated mother over the phone. You will want to stab someone in the face.
You are welcome. I just saved your sanity.
Love, Erica
Thank you.
itwasfearofmyselfthatmademeodd:
I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t...
If only i had checked myself
– guy who wrecked himself (via qwopette)